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(C) Ojara
image from; https://www.prolinnova.net/uganda |
Image from; https://journeysbydesign.com/destinations/uganda/accommodation |
Forget that title. It's only role was so you'd start reading. If you have, you probably are exactly what it says; dirty, noisy and sexy so congratulations. You have a great image of yourself.
Now to the grave issues.
Isn't it weird that the easiest thing for house girls and washer women is one of the most difficult things for those possessing custody of the world's biggest population; 'minors'? Small talk and at a kid's level.
Most of us are too sophisticated to be playful Papa bear. Exclude me seeing as I skipped the being a parent part and became.... What's the word? A fun blogger.
So, I was saying that if making small talk with the kids is unbearable, then Shouting around the house with the kids is the unthinkable so don't begin to consider just sitting there on the balcony with your 10year old talking about Spongebob Square pants or Barbie. Don't even bring up watching those cartoons with them. Your big brain satisfices that you throwing the ball back to your son only because it fell your way as you walked to the car means you did something at their level. You ignore the ecstatic look in reply to the idea that Daddy kicked the ball back.....
Hey dad, Get off your useless high-horse. Go play some football ball in the compound; get sweaty and dirty and undignified for playing with your son in the lawn. Go skip with the little girl you big girl. The worst thing that will happen is you'll die from a 'heart burst of joy.' The possibilities for the Best thing that could happen are basically endless... A compliment from your 10year old son to his 40year old dad or very possibly a lesson in football will take you to heaven. Some high pitched screaming with the little girl or teenage daughter might lead to 'wow mom, you are sexy when you loosen up'. I am no parent but am guessing that that will rival hearing it from the man you're hopefully still in love with.
My advise is simple stop trying to be a teacher, become a friend on children's terms. Be their mate. Then, just maybe your 16 year old son will tell you about the girl he's interested in. Your teenage daughter will tell you about that crash....no, I meant the heart based version.
For now, just get close by setting an agenda that says not my will but yours be done. The way to achieving what you want your kids to become is very likely in figuring out their little insignificant holiday or just 'game' plans. Harmonise your plan for them with their plan for themselves. Then get dirty with them and dread washing your own clothing for a change.
I seem to be nursing the idea that 'your lessons at home should be caught rather that taught'. The problem with that theory is that it's only effective in the presence of a good informal relationship.
So, let's hear it for the Fathers who hug their sons young or old alike and tell them those stiff words. 'I love you'. Oh yes, and to the mum who'll go girly shopping with their daughter. Love is an indifferent feeling to whoever is giving it but it rewards the same giver with an overflow.
It's weird but do it so that when you visit that kid in school next year, you'll look at his or her report and see a 70% in maths and a 30% in English and be like; wow, you are a good mathematician, you could be a great banker but when I come to you at the bank I'll be like hey, 'where is that man who speaks fake English.'
It's better than you, you're failing at your books what's wrong with you?
(c) Ojara Andrew C